//stellar//velocity// (stellarvelocity) wrote in short_letters,
//stellar//velocity//
stellarvelocity
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Dear internet,

I love you. You gave me ebaums world, aural times, and homestarrunner. And you keep giving me livenewsboobies, annoying asians, and a fat guy hitting the diving board with his head.

Oh, and that lady being attacked by a bear.

I can't believe how amazing you are.

Internet...I love you. Divorce Tony and marry me.

<3

Steven

EDIT: And Fat Asian Eskimos Who Love Money
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