I love you. You gave me ebaums world, aural times, and homestarrunner. And you keep giving me livenewsboobies, annoying asians, and a fat guy hitting the diving board with his head.
Oh, and that lady being attacked by a bear.
I can't believe how amazing you are.
Internet...I love you. Divorce Tony and marry me.
EDIT: And Fat Asian Eskimos Who Love Money